Becky is suck a fucking bitch, but god damn if her dad isn't the biggest DILF you've ever seen in your life. It was half pure unadulterated hormones, and half a giant middle finger to that bitch. Can't even say you regret it, because you'll be damned if that wasn't the best dick down you've ever really had. Its scientific fact that dad dicks are just better. Also scientific fact that this tank is about as close to a "fuck you" as you can get besides fucking her dad.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual