Where that ho at? No, not that drunk white bitch that left after the
first night because she couldn't handle camping and didn't like "those
sweaty dudes and sitting around". That girl is such
a needy princess. No, we all know you're looking for that other molly. That
molly that will have you grinding your teeth into pixie dust and rubbing
up on some questionable dude until the silent disco shuts down. Here's
to you betch, best of luck in your roll.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual