That girl Lucy is quite the fucking woman. She'll twist your mind into a pretzel and then spit you out into the middle of a crowd, covered in paint and glitter, dancing like it's Woodstock to THE BEST SET YOU'VE EVER SEEN. Nothing else can get you in that headspace that makes you both question your existence and want ride to a unicorn's dick all the way across the ocean. Sorry mom, shit's getting weird.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual