Say it 5 times fast: Becky's a whore, Becky's a whore, Becky shore, Beckyshore, fuck you Becky. She stretched out your brand new two-piece and stole the only hot guy on the beach who was actually checking you out because she's "looking for someone". Fuck her. She couldn't sell a seashell to a hermit crab. Leave her at the mini-golf course and take that guy right out from under her.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual