The first time you get a sip of that sweet, sweet nectar, you realize why a Mai Thai was your mom's go-to child forgetter. Mama knew, that rum was the best thing in the world for a girl that just wanted to have fun. Time to do just like mom would and sit out by the pool baking in Crisco and drinking a gallon of those motherfuckin' Mai Thais.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual