You might have been the best kisser, but you still suck. What kind of pussy doesn't wanna get laid? You're "saving yourself" -- fuck off Luke, we know the game, you know you're on TV and you just can't get it from Hannah. You make 6'0" look like 5'2". You're not 100% real, you're 100 BALONEY. You got kicked off and you're STILL showing up? Go home and play with your little P.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual