Lost my sash, kiss this ass. This is your night, so fuck those other bitches. You've been waiting 364 days for another National Me Day, and now it's time for all those other girls to show some fucking respect for the most important person that you know. Kiss a random boy? Check. Take 100 shots? Check. Nail Kelly Clarkson in karaoke? Check. Probably a good thing you lost that sash because now you get to make it up as you go. Steal a cop car? Check.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual