That fucking CUNT. You can't go to Shelby's party with my ex and take shots with him all night with your dumb party-bun flailing all over the place. You fucked over beach weekend by peeing all over the air-bnb and then you took a SHIT in our Uber on the way back from downtown. I. HATE. YOU. The only reason anyone hangs out with you is because you can get us free drinks at the shitty bar you work at (you're a terrible bartender btw) and you have a decent molly hook-up. And by the way I fucked Chad :)
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual