Push comes to shove, you have been twisting up like a pretzel for too long in the hopes that you would be able to turn that washboard butt into a bodacious behind. You've gone from a T-Swift to Kim-K in three months flat. Let all the bitches know that you got that donk not from fate, but because you focused your chakra into getting that fine ass.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual
