Face down, ass up, thats the way I like to find my inner peace. Also your favorite way to get some inner dick. You've been hitting up hot yoga, sweating your puss off so that you can impress all Chads and Brads with how flexible you are. Before you start getting wild with your legs behind your head, take a page out of man's best friend's book and get you some of that chakra in your favorite way.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual