Everybody knows that two meals of bacon, eggs, and three gallons of bloody mary's a week is enough to sustain you for years (as long as you also drink a glass of water at least once a semester). Health class might have told you some bullshit about eating a well balanced meal every day. Honestly though, who the fuck has time for that while you're trying to look good while still downing a handle of vodka. Take a multi vitamin and fuck the haters.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual