It's spring break of your sophomore year, and you and your best betches have got a condo in South Padre that you are about to FUCKING DESTROY. Everybody told their boyfriends that they'll be with friends, so no need to worry, but everybody knows that there's no fucking way that you won't all end up blacked out on Franzia showing your boobies to every dude on the beach for some beads. Y'all ready to hit it fast and hard. Get it betches.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual
