Just because its 10:00 a.m. on a Sunday at McDonalds doesn't mean you can't add some sausage in with your breakfast sandwich. God created bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches for the basic betch who drank too much merlot, and created the sausage for betches who wanna eat a greasy mistake while getting a little extra protein.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual
