It's My Birthday Betch
It's My Birthday Betch
It's My Birthday Betch
It's My Birthday Betch
It's My Birthday Betch
It's My Birthday Betch
It's My Birthday Betch
It's My Birthday Betch

It's My Birthday Betch

Regular price
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Tax included.

Tired of those prude bitches ruining your good time on the most important day of the year? Make sure everyone around you knows you its basically fucking Christmas and you deserve to get it in the gift box. Coming in a variety of colors like your lipstick, make sure you're wearing something that just sings carols to your personality while being rammed in the chocolate cupcake.


Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt

It's a tank top, not a shirt. 

"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"

Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.

Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas. 

We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene. 

Specs and Sizing

- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Extra light fabric (3.9 oz/yd² (132 g/m²))
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual