How Merlot Can You Go
How Merlot Can You Go
How Merlot Can You Go
How Merlot Can You Go
How Merlot Can You Go
How Merlot Can You Go
How Merlot Can You Go
How Merlot Can You Go

How Merlot Can You Go

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$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
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Its fucking Wednesday and you know what that means. Half off bottles of wine at that kinda (but not really) nice bar that all your betches fucking tear the hell up every week. Half of your squad has got their picture on the wall, but what the fuck are they going to do, kick you out? They know that you will break an empty bottle of merlot on the table and make a fucking SCENE. Those hos better show some respect.




Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt

It's a tank top, not a shirt. 

"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"

Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.

Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas. 

We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene. 

Specs and Sizing

- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Extra light fabric (3.9 oz/yd² (132 g/m²))
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual