Let's face it- the moon landing, modern medicine, the internet. Three of the greatest things to grace womankind. But they don't come close to the invention of our glorious Uggs. You don't wanna get caught dead in Starby's without them soft boots helping keep you comfy, and let's not forget the buttplug you may or may not have left in from last night. Hey you're not perfect! Fuck 'em!
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual
