Alright, don't actually call your mom, she might legitimately get worried. But tonight's not a night for help. You've got everything under control. Becky's throwing up in the stall, perfect. Brad's been texting you and you've ignored every single one. You deserve a shot, right? Maybe two? Fuck. I love this song. Fuck. Your ex isn't so bad. Alright time to make some bad decisions.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual