Let's face it, head is hard. The rhythm, the breathing, you gotta watch the teeth. It's not an easy feat. But I'll tell you something, when you've fallen over from trying to headstand for the hundredth time in front of the whole class, just think "at least I'm not giving head". Try it. It'll give you the confidence you need to get up there and show those other yogis who's got it under fucking control.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual