Because having sex with that bitch Becky involves grabbing a flash light and 30 feet of rope to find your way back out of the forest that is that bitch's endless pit of despair. Every real betch knows that kegels are the key to success. Pull a DJ Khaled and work that pussy into a major key alert.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual
