Saturday morning after a night of merlot to pregame, and vodka-sodas to get you loose enough to grind up on that cute(ish) boy at the club, it's time to find your inner peace with your yogi betches. Hitting up the studio to sweat off the regret has become so much of a tradition, that your favorite instructor puts extra cucumbers in your water before you get there. Gotta love bending with the betches.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual