This is for the betches that want to give a free pass to all the guys on the beach to look at your fine ass booty. Maybe you've worked hard to make that shit Kardashian level. Maybe you've just got that natural bookshelf. Or maybe you don't give a fuck and just want to point it out. Fuck it, you on the beach betch.
Why Should I Buy This Stupid Shirt
It's a tank top, not a shirt.
"Well then why are you called Basic Betch Tees, shouldn't it be Basic Betch Tanks?"
Well, ALL RIGHT you didn't have to go there. But you should buy this stupid shirt. Don't buy it for Becky. Don't buy it for that stupid party. Don't buy it for you.
Buy it for us. Every dollar you spend here goes towards us drinking rosé, talking shit about Brad, and blowing your daddy's hard-earned cash on bottomless mimosas.
We don't serve a cause here. We just try to make a scene.
Specs and Sizing
- Slim fit
- 60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester
- Extra light fabric
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual