We're here to party.
Alright, boring tank tops are dumber than Luke P. We're not here for you to look cute for your birthday in hopes that Brad will finally take you home.
We're here for the ones that like being loud. The ones that don't mind getting eyerolls from bitches that aren't having half a good time as you are. We're here to help you be the life of the party.
And if there's no party, we'll help you bring the party.